Best of luck in your future endeavours.” When this is said to you, you go “oh okay (optional: too bad/what a fucking relief)” and you move on with your life.
(What to do when they’re giving you a dumbass cliche type of line? They are or they aren’t.) For girls, breaking it off can be a little trickier.
It also features a cute backyard patio with live music if you want to take your hipster boo out for a dance!
via @katiedontcry Stop by this Parkdale hipster spot with your date and enjoy some gourmet Canadian fare in a rustic basement atmosphere.
Without further ado, How To Win At Dating, with more very staged pictures of me after the jump. If you’re not feeling someone’s dating profile, if the first impression is only so-so, if the first date is average at best? 2 THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT What are you trying to get out your dating experience? And for God’s sake, don’t order your wedding dress after you get a Tinder Match Notification. 4 GO ON THE DATE So let’s say you found someone you wouldn’t mind living through the Hunger Games with, and you want to go spend time with them. My personal recommendation for the first date or even the first few dates? I know going to the movies is a popular first date thing, but you can’t get to know someone if you’re in the movie theatre, silently watching the same movie. Disclaimer: None of this applies if the person you’re on a date with is a total asshole.
I’m pretty good at dating, so I’d figure I’d share how I try to do it. And other times you go on 101 terrible first dates, you end up struggling your way through a huge mismatched blind date or the guy who seemed great at first turns out to be a huge dickwad. Point is, don’t put all your hopes and dreams on this poor unsuspecting person you’re spending time with, don’t expect too much of strangers. And you know, (Coffee dates, active dates and dinner dates also work well) 5 BE YOUR DELIGHTFUL FUCKING SELF OK!? Be the type of person you would want to be on a date with. If you like someone, tell them (without adding a marriage proposal straight away, ya loon).
via @kelmcclelland89This place is so much more than just food and liquor. Haha but seriously it carries all of the essentials needed for a great date, especially a hipster one. Additionally, you might find that your desires change as you go undergo new experiences and meet new people. 3 KEEP AN OPEN MIND/HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS See, sometimes things go your way, and that stud muffin you have your eye on turns out to be a serial killer. Or that girl falls head over heels in love with you too. Ask questions, help them win that game at the fair, hold their hand if they’re scared during the movie, share your dessert ( especially if it’s so good you kind of don’t want to). If you think they’re good looking, funny or sweet, tell them! An antidote against your own crippling insecurities*, loneliness and/or fear of death? You’re dealing with other people, with their own wants and needs, that might not be compatible with yours.You two are not a match, she wants weird stuff in the bedroom (but like, SUPER WEIRD STUFF), your cat hates him.This is the part where you go “Sorry [insert name here], it was fun but I don’t think this is gonna work, because [reason, but put in a nice way]. // Kensington Marketvia @ro_roh One of the best hipster bars in Toronto, don't actually expect to be sipping cold tea here.